Instagram Drunk Words Are Sober Thoughts

unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

(via sofa-king-tuba)

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

(via lost-enough-to-find-the-stars)

graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

(via theangryviolinist)

(Source: Spotify)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via doriftucorps)

brainstatic:

owlturdcomix:

It’s still learning.

Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.

(via splantamello2)

i always find myself at the bottom of it all, struggling to make a life worth living.

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via give-freely)

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

(Source: bored-no-more, via ohforeverandeveramen)

ellieincolour:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

I will always reblog. 

(Source: eternalseptember, via littlewood-inthe-bigblue-surf)

(Source: freeyourmindwithwords, via give-freely)

prbuick11:

bloogue:

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

I’m done!!

PERFECT

(via give-freely)

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

(Source: 4gifs, via conductingbassclarinet)

actionables:

fav Coachella 2014 looks

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(via thevaliantpungentreindeerqueen)