Instagram Drunk Words Are Sober Thoughts

You Cannot Rest Here

a-troopers-house:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Well someone plays minecraft.

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via lazy-daisy-hungry-daisy)

that just emotionally overwhelmed me for some reason and i hate everything.

brassholes:

THE FUCKING INSTRUMENT IN THE SONG “TALK DIRTY TO ME” IS A FUCKING SAXOPHONE JESUS CHRIST HOLY SHIT

(via battleofthesaxes)

sarawwhr:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

OMG I LITERALLY THOUGHT THESE WERE OLYMPIC MEDALISTS AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS SO HAPPY THAT THEY WON AND IT’S NOT. I CANNOT

(via ishallbreakthestereotype)

sarawwhr:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

OMG I LITERALLY THOUGHT THESE WERE OLYMPIC MEDALISTS AND THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS SO HAPPY THAT THEY WON AND IT’S NOT. I CANNOT

(via ishallbreakthestereotype)

I already know what my first two tattoos will be.

I’m excite.

(Source: rrrrosa, via bloofbari)

relahvant:

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

(via drumnbootycorps)

ayeeitsgraaaacie:

I want the 4th movement from New World to be the theme song to my life

the second movement gets me so god damn emotional, its amazing

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via erikanoodle)

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
  • OMG DO IT PLS
thatshortmusician asked: HEY hey haha hey, you remember that one time we decided to be super nice awesome people and do secret santa for 400+ blogs and people got bitchy when we were taking to long. HAHAHAHA i do.

littlewood-inthe-bigblue-surf:

thatshortmusician:

littlewood-inthe-bigblue-surf:

How could I forget that was so horrible oh my god and everyone kept on yelling at me. Never again.

someone private messaged me asking me to do it for Valentines day……………………….

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FUCK NO I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN

it was literal hell. just..never again.

thatshortmusician asked: HEY hey haha hey, you remember that one time we decided to be super nice awesome people and do secret santa for 400+ blogs and people got bitchy when we were taking to long. HAHAHAHA i do.

littlewood-inthe-bigblue-surf:

How could I forget that was so horrible oh my god and everyone kept on yelling at me. Never again.

someone private messaged me asking me to do it for Valentines day……………………….

(Source: in-toxicatd, via ishythefishy)